Surely for that chump change, the gadget includes not only every out-take, every "When Doves Cry" reswizzle, and a scrap of fabric torn from the Prince's own pair of assless trousers, but also a custom prayer inscribed on the back. Wrong! Retailing at roughly $150 per song, the iPod includes 15 songs and a 40-minute concert video. It's also very purple and has that unpronounceable other moniker of his inscribed on the back. But that's not all.

You also get some sort of a book, produced by a publisher who fancies making epic, iconic books of top-shelf photography. Their creations typically retail for thousands of dollars, so apparently, this $2,100 book-and-music bundle is a steal. Besides, haven't you heard? With books dying and Amazon defecting, what better way to support an ailing art form and a gratuitous, nichey e-tailer with a single purchase?