A little over a year ago, our web designer left New York for Austin and a full time gig as the drummer in garage soul outfit Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears. Since then, they've basically played their way onto peoples playlists, with seven shows at SXSW, and a current cross country tour in support of their latest LP Tell 'Em What Your Name Is!. The devoted troubadours are fronted by Black Joe Lewis, their galvanizing lead singer, guitarist, and stealer of web designers. Here he reveals a possible crush on Beyonce's lil' sis and other curiosities in our requisite Pop Quiz.

What's the last thing you do before going to bed? What’s your first guess?

If you could take a meal with anyone living or dead, who would it be? Michael McDonald. I want to know everything that inspired him to write “I Keep Forgetting”.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to deliver fish.

If you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Sunflower seeds and Full Throttle.

How much time do you spend online? Not too much. I check the MySpace sometimes.

If you could have any super power, what would you choose? I would smash things like the Hulk

How many times a day on average do you think about sex? All times.

What's your guilty pleasure? Hall & Oates. We listen to them a lot in the van.

Are you a good dancer? Not at all. I gotta work on that, get more like Michael or Justin.

What's the last restaurant you ate at? Jimmy John’s Sandwiches up in Nashville. We played across the street from it last weekend.

Ever been star struck? I met Solange Knowles during SXSW.

When you get good news, who's the first person you tell it to? Nobody, because they will just fuck it all up.

What do you always watch if it's on TV? Sports, and all the Star Trek series.

What's the first thing you think about in the morning? What’s your first guess?

What do you normally sleep in? Sleeping bag on the floor. Our bass player snores too loud.

Who was your first kiss? Can’t remember. I think some fat chick in high school.

Where's the craziest place you've had sex? In the butt. It was an accident.

Who was the last person you texted? My tour manager Jack, to tell him he sucks.

If you could be any literary character, who would you be? Batman, he’s pretty bad ass.

Where do you really want to be right now? Booty city. All the girls have big butts in Washington DC.

What's the best advice you ever got? Don’t talk to strangers, it’ll only do you harm. Don’t write in starlight, because the words may come out real. – Ronnie James Dio

What family member do you get along with best? My mom. She lives in Houston, so I’m going to see her when I play there in a couple weeks.

Where's your favorite place to eat/go out? McDonald’s. Gotta eat good stuff when you’re on the road.