When I first saw the G-Spot Mouse, I was lost for words. Trying to describe all the fucked up ways internerds and vagina might finally cross paths (sort of!) was enough to give me a severe panic attack. So I took a breath, broke it down and recognized the possibilities one by one.

1. There's no link to buy it, which leads me to believe that much like the g-spot, this mouse doesn't actually exist. [Ed. It doesn't. It's this guy's design concept. Wonder what else he's working on.]

2. That's not the g-spot, that's the--nevermind, that's good too.

3. Will WoW addicts know how to use it, or even what it is supposed to be? They're going to be so frightened and confused.

4. Picture this: a generation of young men raised on porn who don't understand why slapping it won't open their email.

5. So far it's garnered 12 "ews" and 19 "wtfs" but only 11 "loves" on Buzzfeed, which seems about right for the people who read Buzzfeed.

6. The comments on the original yanko design page are similarly precious:

"looks like a vagina" "it hurts when I PI" "if you need “sexual” or “sensual” connotation to sell a product….I would seriously consider the real value of your innovation. And yes, I’m a prude!" "NFSW!!!"

7. It won't work right unless you buy it perfume and remember its birthday.

8. Your boyfriend would use yours a whole lot more if it gave him "quick access to his favorite page or e-mail", amirite ladies?

9. Look at the picture a bit closer. "Scroll" seems like ok territory, but the other button's in urethra town. More like quick access to a kick in the nuts, amirite ladies?

10. Will men even be able to find the buttons?

11. PENIS VAGINA BALLS TITTIES SEX I hate myself so fucking much right now.