● Catherine Zeta-Jones is joining the Rock of Ages movie as a villain, one that wasn't included in the Broadway production. And no, I'm not cruel enough to insert a Bipolar joke here. [Hollywood Reporter] ● Now this is impressive: 15 years into a hall-of-fame career, the Foo Fighters finally have their first number-one album, with Wasting Light moving 235,000 units in its first week. [Billboard] ● Status update! Mark Zuckerberg wanted to fuck the Winklevoss twins. In the ear. [TMZ]

● Watch Nicki Minaj give a lapdance to NBA star Steve Nash. Never has one man seemed so white. [Deadspin] ● This is embarrassing: We reported on rumors that Lindsay Lohan would star in the upcoming Gotti: Three Generations. Now, not so much. [TMZ] ● Tyler Perry said some nasty things to Spike Lee at a recent press conference for his movie, which no one could really understand since his mouth was full of gold coins. [Box Office via Vulture]