To Shepard Fairey and all other Obama enthusiasts who previously had their Obama-blinders set to "gamma ray": Anne Hathaway shares your furor. Which may explain why she spent the bulk of her holiday watching animal attack videos. When pressed further about her expectations for the President, Hathaway explains that what she wants from him isn't world peace or an end to widespread brokedom. Rather, she wants the reasoning that led to Rick Warren's appointment as inauguration speaker.

This decision particularly hits close to home for her, as her brother and most of her retinue are openly gay. Meanwhile all those championing Warren's charity work in Africa, you should probably stop doing so. Here's hoping that this appointment proves to be a rare blunder and not some heavy foreshadowing for the next four years.