Wow, people do some crazy sheeeet to themselves. Take a look at the fools on Pale is the New Tan and think about how they once decided, “This, this right here, my skin being the color of burnt flesh, pumpkins, hunter’s jackets, it looks really, really good. I’m gonna get laid tonight.” Because that actually happened. These folks are enough to keep even the most aesthetically careful fake tanner from the tanning bed/spray shower and are a really good advertisement for the sun. More pics after the jump.

Tan stuck in unibrow, makes tan and unibrow both much worse.

Please study the junk on this weirdo's wall.

Two of these kids are New Jersey goth. One is an oompa loompa.

This girl is doing an amazing job not looking 1000 percent freaked out.