Well, I guess that almost resolves one of the thousands of outstanding feuds that Perez Hilton Inc. (comprised of Mario and sister Barbara Lavandeira) is waging with the world. Recall some bang-up one of them -- Mario, obviously -- had with a member of Black Eyed Peas in Toronto earlier this year. Yes, because if you're going to get into an argument with a member of the only band to hold the American charts hostage, it's best to do it on Canadian astroturf. But you know, water, bridge, "under the", and so forth. It's humbling, though not unsurprising given Hilton's petty tendencies, to see the Black Eyed Peas' manager take the higher road.

The manager's crack legal team read letter on his behalf to the effect of "I apologize for what I did ... even though you engaged in highly offensive comments, including a homophobic slur to my clients." BEP's manager will also donate $500 to a women's shelter. Which is nice and all but really seems besides the point. But vicious queens will remain so and one of the mice in his kitchen his lawyers snapped back saying that the letter was insincere. And so it goes on and on and on. Groan.