There's been a lot of scandals involving flight attendants of late, from prostitution rings to half-nude photos to upcoming reality shows. Thankfully, the flight crew on Canada's Air Transat is bringing some class and decorum back to the profession. On a flight from Montreal to Puerto, the Air Transat crew refused to examine a passenger's scrotum, despite his earnest pleas to do so.

The ballsy request occurred just over two years ago, but the judicial matters surrounding it have only just been settled. Shortly after takeoff, a male passenger felt a strange pain. He went to the lavatory and saw that he was bleeding, and it appeared to be coming from his genitals. He asked for a male flight attendant to assist him, but the flight attendant refused to examine his junk and simply provided him with absorbent towels. Upon arriving in Mexico, the man went to a hospital where he learned he had ruptured a vein near his scrotum. The injury required three stitches, but the man claimed the incident on the plane ruined his entire trip with his wife and made him anxious about flying. (Question: If he was traveling with his wife, why didn't he just have her check his boy parts?)

The man sued Air Transat and the flight screw for $8,000 (Canadian) for the anguish the incident caused him, but last week a judge ruled against him, dismissing the case and ordering him to pay Air Transat's court costs. Sometimes veins near scrotums rupture, but also, sometimes justice prevails.