Are you looking for the greatest so-bad-it's-good animated film of all time? No need to shell out $15 to watch the upcoming munkstrosity, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel -- this Chinese news broadcast of the "Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant Incident" will do the trick. Not only is this "news" piece a curiously detailed portrayal of Tiger’s driving snafu, it also illustrates what Rachel Uchitel would look like as a Sims character. The piece is a seamless cross between a poorly dubbed Jackie Chan movie and an animated high school instructional driving video. Clip after the jump.