Before you think this is a sponsored post, advertorial, or integrated promotion just stop thinking that and let me put on some Archie Whitewater as I slide this post inside you. Even if it was one of those things, which its not, what would it matter? You read me because I use a lot of hyphens and talk about black entertainers. Plus, who even knows or cares if they are being advertised to anymore? Today the NFL clamped down on a Diageo campaign for Captain Morgans no one even knew existed. Players were striking the Captain’s pose in the end zone? That thing from the commercials where people enjoy untucking their shirts and playing pool? What a pointless idea. Well, except that I just took the viral bait by talking about it. DAMMIT. WHATEVER. You win this round, advertising. Speaking of advertising, has any other company tried harder to get you to have sex with strangers than Virgin Airlines? Oh, every spirits, fashion, and Carl’s Jr. ad you’ve ever seen? DAMN. Second point to advertising. Anyway they’ve done something new and sparkly that I think is pretty shit cool.

Virgin Airlines teamed up with tech startup Sline to offer you and your post-plane semi a chance to hook up on the way back to your one bedroom. Think about it: beyond the bare particulars, Taxi2 is a service for the budget n’ blowjob conscious interested in splitting a cab with a fellow passenger from the airport to a similar destination. According to the site the system “matches you with a suitable travel companion” and will send you the deets so you can decide whether he or she is worthy of listening to your bullshit. Should you and yours agree to the requisite stipulations the site directs you to print out a giant placard that says “I HOPE YOUR AS CUTE AS I’VE MADE YOU OUT TO BE IN MY MIND.” After you grab your beat up Tumi and she her special edition LeSportsac the rest is up to you. Safe travels, good lookin'.