Remember folks: nudity of any kind, including t-shirts depicting near-nudity by a famous designer, is illegal in Dubai. Last week, Lebanese tourist Raffi Nernekian was visiting the emirate and went for a little stroll down the street sporting the Victoria Beckham version of the naked celebrity t-shirt campaign "Protect the Skin You're In." Designed by Marc Jacobs and featuring several different celebs, the t-shirt in question featured a nude Victoria with lettering strategically placed to cover up anything really indecent. The shirts were part of a 2008 cancer awareness campaign with proceeds benefitting the NYU School of Medicine Interdisciplinary Melanoma Cooperative Group.

Nernekian was confronted by a local at a bakery who was offended by his garb. When he returned to the bakery after changing his clothes (!) the police were waiting for him. The poor cancer-cure supporter was hauled off to a Dubai jail to serve out his monthlong sentence, after which he will be deported directly back to Lebanon.