Confirmed members of the dominant patriarchy, the male staff at BlackBook is nevertheless quite accustomed to the charming antics of our female counterparts. Imagine our surprise, disquiet, and near terror this morning when we arrived at the office to find -- the tables turned! The ladies of BlackBook had conspired to accoutrement themselves as our doppelgangers. Apparently the men are so predictable in dress that each woman was able to match our likely attire for the day with eerie accuracy. No, the clown shirts were not coordinated. View the gallery of sartorial horror after the jump.

image Assistant editors Ben Barna and Eiseley Tauginas.

image Marketing intern Alexandra Vickers and assistant editor Foster Kamer.

image Partnerships & promotions manager Andrew Berman and executive assistant Bridgette Bek.

image Market editor Bryan Levandowski and marketing manager Julie Fabricant.

image Senior editor Nick Haramis and photography assistant Stephanie Swanicke.

image Associate publisher Brett Wagner and quality assurance engineer Sunde Johnson

image" VP content Chris Mohney and features editor Willa Paskin.

image CEO Ari Horowitz and assistant editor Cayte Grieve.