Anyone who hasn't conjured a bogus lie to get out of work in order to wait out election anxiety would be well-advised about the plethora of edible freebies in their backyard -- and indulging in the occasional "smoke break" in order to cash in. If you've already exhausted our list of New York recession specials, So after you've claimed your free doughnuts, coffee, and ice cream (note that free coffee is now available to nonvoters), head over to Manhattan's Storefront for Art and Architecture for an "all-night election vigil."

Today marks the closing of the gallery's juried art and design show "White House Redux" by supplying stress-eating voters with croissants, coffee, and liquor. The Storefront will also provide free wifi for those who feel the need to liveblog or avoid contact with other voters, plus giant projection screens featuring coverage from broadcast cable news. BYO food and a sleeping bag if you plan to wait it out until the last vote is counted.