Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away. Well, somewhere within 120,726 square-mile surface area of Poland, really. We pontificated on whether Roman Polanski deserved whatever was coming to him by way of duplicitous Polish benefactors. And today, we raise the stakes just enough to ask what sins humanity is currently atoning for that Sarah Palin's 400-page tome will be scanned by eyeballs. In the form of Going Rogue, a ghost-written tell-all about Palin's hard-boiled drive to achieve her own American Dream. Six out of ten birthers will love Going Rogue and subsequently find it to be a thrilling companion piece to Ann Coulter's Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America. As for the other four. Well, they just can't read. Woe!

The Huffington Post has made available the first chapter, which is evidently not the first chapter, but satire; this is a device, like dragons or club music, that is employed by liberals to stun radical wingnuts into submission.

Transforming this bogus excerpt, however, into an erasure reveals much about the former Alaskan governor's mindgrapes (even if it's a scribe mocking her ghostwriter.) It additionally buttresses long-ago theories of Sarah Palin as a highfalutin' poetess. In this, Palin establishes herself as the second coming of Jesus and even calls Ron Paul gay! The erasure, for your edification:

Chapter One: “I Am Therefor Such As” By Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

My name is Sarah Palin. Alaska had the pleasure, has the pleasure. Christian Captain will go to the Miss Wasilla Pageant!

Wolf moose. Therefore gay. Ron Paul also. VP slot would be a fruitful type of position ramp up first dude. grinding would be most welcome.