Ever catch yourself wishing you could turn in your old, unused vibrators for $10 cash? Me neither! Like my new boyfriend, I would hope my next dildo purchase has never seen the bottom of anyone else’s ... underwear drawer. Alas, Dreamscapes has taken it upon themselves to make you feel guilty for one more item you have yet to go green for with their Sex Toy Recycling Program. But don’t worry, your old unmentionables wont be making it into Tokio7 with your other hand-me-downs.

Instead, after you clean your old, um, tools (running out of innuendos here) and drop them in the mail, yesterday’s anal beads, plugs, and vibrators are disassembled and sent out to specific recycling centers. Plastic is separated from metal and melted down in their respective factories. To receive your thanks from Mother Nature, and perhaps retribution for your toy soldier never getting the job done, you must include your name and email address in order to receive the $10 payment. A gift card code is emailed to you, instead of snail-mailed, so as to keep with the general "green"’ theme. It’s not entirely anonymous, but it’s better than worrying about your creepy old neighbor rummaging through your trash after a thorough spring cleaning. Separate your sex toys from your cans and bottles and send them here.