The last week has been about two things: Haiti and Heidi (and since Tuesday night how we're never ever going to have Universal Health Care). Since the former is a serious tragedy, we choose to focus on the latter, who is more or less a joke, and, let's face it, had a Double-D week. First there was that album she released, which, considering it's a Heidi Montag album, sold an astoundingly high 658 copies in its first week. But more importantly, there's that People magazine cover where she revealed her disturbing new self, and her even more disturbing "addiction" to plastic surgery. Montag is just 23 years old and claims she is done with the operations--but that's not how addiction works. She will spend the rest of her days on a quest for whatever her twisted version of perfection is. We for one, can't wait that long, so we busted out our crystal ball to see what Heidi is going to look like ten years from now. Shockingly, the result is an improvement on today's Heidi. See her after the jump!

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(And yes, that is actually Heidi under all that blue.)