I don't get nightlife celebrity appearances. Why go to a nightclub where a celebrity is? It means being treated shittier than you normally would be be, because you're going to be treated worse than the people who typically get treated better than you, who're themselves being treated worse because there's some lame celebrity in the house. Sure, sometimes, you get a Paris Hilton or an Ashton Kutcher, but most of the time, you get a Jon Gosselin or a Tonya Harding (the distinction may be subtle). So what's the appeal of having Jersey Shore's Snooki, a little MTV reality creature hellbent on embarrassing herself and winding up with her own reality TV show (which she obviously will), at your party? The harrowing excitement and suspense of whether or not someone else will punch her in the face? What does a guidette charge for that kind of thing?

According to NYC The Blog, run by one Mr. Paolo Mastrangelo, ahem:

NYC The Blog inquired via email and Scott, "El Presidente" at Neon Entertainment, fielded our request. He replied: "Her price is 2000 + transportation." That seems reasonable, even when you consider that she will probably drink all your alcohol as well. But now I've let the cat out of the bag, and my sister Carla knows who is coming to her next birthday!

As far as celebrity appearances go -- or humans getting money for being 4"9 self-subscribed Guidettes who can do backflips when there's music on -- not bad. $2,000 is fairly reasonable. In fact, it may be even a little below price, seeing as there's a very small window when she still be up for the crazy and amused with being famous and before she becomes jaded and bored and sits in the corner asking her handlers when she can GTFO like every other celebrity making a lame celebrity appearance.