The good news is, there’s a Jersey Shore soundtrack coming out next week featuring “I Like It,” a Euro-Jersey dance symphony by Enrique Iglesias and Pitbull (remember his debut album, way back in 2004, M.I.A.M.I.: or, Money Is a Major Issue?) But the cast has been banned from honoring its release the way they know best: fist pumping.

On Tuesday night, The Situation et al celebrated at Marquee, where the Post reports, “Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was spotted giving Jenni ‘J-Woww’ Farley a lapdance, while Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino did Three-O Vodka shots.” (Three-O Vodka shots, anyone?) When the greased flock migrated to The Eldridge for the afterparty, Pauly D was cautioned by a security guard that, “Fist pumping will not be tolerated.” What else won’t be tolerated? Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil? Patriotism? The uncensored Season One DVD hits stores the same day as the soundtrack.