JetBlue has launched a fabulous gift guide called the Flyers Collection on their Facebook page that details plenty of gifts for those not traveling on "the other guys," meaning any other airlines besides JetBlue. Top of the list includes "Leather in a Jar" that, once arranged on your chair, changes your seat "into something not entirely unlike leather." Available colors include "Other Airline Brown, Hass Avocado, Black-ish and JetBlue Gray."

They also poke fun at other airlines' baggage fees by offering up an "Extrago Sherpa Shirt" -- basically a suitcase worn as a shirt. As they say, "This isn’t the most comfortable shirt. But since you didn't book with JetBlue, perhaps comfort isn’t your main concern." There's also "depth goggles" which allow to pretend you have more room in your seat than you do, "seat back beepers" that allow you to signal (at 90 decibels) that you're reclining your seat, and the "knee jockey" which conveniently tucks your knees up into your chest for the entire flight. If you click to buy, the site will let you know that "Due to unexpected demand, this product has sold out. If you'd rather just book a more comfortable flight, simply Go Jetting." I'd like a "Biting Stick" in my stocking this 25th, thanks.