● Who said China wasn't a free society!? Oh yeah, no one. The Chinese government will now be responsible for depriving the world's largest population of movies about time travel. [The New Yorker] ● Justin Bieber is livid about paparazzi ruining a potentially religious experience for him in Israel. But if he really wants religious experience, why doesn't he just go to one of his own concerts? [Twitter/Justin Bieber] ● Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Victoria Gotti at an NY press conference today, perhaps to prove she's got the chops to play the famous crime boss' daughter in an upcoming biopic. The chops: Bleached blonde hair, a raspy voice, and daddy issues. You be the judge. [People]

● The internet is buzzing about Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's anti-human trafficking PSAs, as it should be. It's not every day you get to see Sean Penn ironing a grilled cheese sandwich, unless your name is Scarlett Johansson. [Videogum] ● Tom Hanks will be joining the Wachowski Bros. as the star of their next picture, an adaptation of the novel The Cloud Atlas. Will this be the next Matrix or the next Speed Racer? Developing. [Deadline] ●Thirty second spots for Oprah's May 25th series finale will cost $1 million. That's 200K less than the finale of Everybody Loves Raymond, and 999K more than I have in my bank account. [BI]