• To kick start your God-hearting Sunday round-up: No one can confirm whether Taylor Lautner enjoys intimate male companionship, but it won't stop everyone else from speculating. Because Lautner in this age of celebrity obsession is comparable to flecks of gold in 1849. [Queerty] • Have a look-see at Heidi Klum Samuel's new baby pictures. [Us] • Newest date on Chris Brown's Press Tour of Half-Assed Apologies: A stint on 20/20! [EW.com]

• Well done, soulless spenders! Black Friday spending rose year-to-year. But only slightly [WSJ] • A particularly eloquent Susan Boyle insists that she is not verging on mania. And we'd do well to leave her be. [DigitalSpy] • Girlband Watch: The tween daughters of Lil' Wayne and T.I. have joined forces to create OMG Girlz. Have a listen to the first single. [NYMag's Vulture] • Proof that her peroxide weave's grown inward and currently maintains a constricting hold of her brain is Heidi Montag-grade celebutard Michaele Salahi's new price tag for a chance to chat with her and her man-bride: $500,000. [CBS News]