● Jon Gosselin’s current girlfriend Hailey Glassman says he’s “emotionally abusive” and throws “mantrums,” although she still loves him and is still with him and don’t worry she knows their relationship is “not normal.” [People] ● 50 Cent declares: “the credit crunch has hit rap.” Need proof? The rapper must sell his old diamonds before he buys new ones. [Telegraph] ● The Catholic League is mad at Larry David’s alter-ego Larry David, who accidentally peed on a painting of Jesus in a recent episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. He's also Jewish, not that there's anything wrong with that. [Popeater]

● Teri Hatcher has the swine flu ... oh wait no she doesn’t, it’s just a case of laryngitis. [TVGuide] ● According to Angelina Jolie, she drew that bizarre line tattoo Brad Pitt sports on his back. Jolie was doodling on her fav part of B. Pitt’s body one boring night and he decided to keep it ... forever. It’s “meaningful” to them, and we all just saw it at an “awkward” angle. [SFGate] ● Katie Couric is jumping on the Jon and Kate Plus 8 bandwagon by going as bespectacled Aaden Gosselin for Halloween. [Us]