● After nonstop tabloid coverage, Jon and Kate Plus Eight are back on the air from their self-imposed hiatus. [Us] ● Now that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are dunzo, let’s take a look at their recently released private wedding album. [MrPaparazzi] ● Rumors that Vanessa Hudgens has banned BF Zac Efron from seeing Megan Fox are false; Hudgens is just (understandably) terrified that Megan Fox is going to steal her man. [Showbizspy]

● Want to have a body like Kim or Khloe Kardashian? It doesn’t take dieting or hard work -- just some Quicktrim, which they proudly hawking. [QTDiet] ● Scream IV will be Neve Campbell- and Jamie Kennedy-free, but original players Courtney Cox, David Arquette, director Wes Craven, and creator Kevin Williamson will be back for their cushy recession paychecks. [IGN] ● America Ferrera debuted her non-ugly Ugly Betty look for the upcoming season yesterday, defeating the whole point of the series. [JustJared]