● Gwyneth Paltrow asked Two Lovers director James Gray to check out her boobs and OK them for a nude scene, as the mother of two didn’t think they were up to par. He approved. [DListed] ● Penélope Cruz is currently in Cannes, but she missed out on promoting her upcoming musical Nine when she came down with food poisoning. [People] ● Fergie joins the ranks of Lilo, Lady Gaga, and Megan Fox after admitting she too has had a lesbian affair. [thesun.co.uk]

● In a poll, Dina Lohan and Sarah Palin were voted the worst potential mother-in-laws in the world, with Britney Spears being the Least Desirable Facebook Friend. [Breakingnews] ● Rumor has it that Jessica Simpson's latest effort to revive her singing career will be a team-up with country legend Dolly Parton. [Showbizspy] ● Hugh Hefner was asked if he would consider Lindsay Lohan as a potential Playboy playmate, but the 83-year-old had trouble placing who the troubled actress was. [Radar]