● Marion Cotillard introduces American women to “forehead tittaes,” the secret to French women's allure. [Vulture] ● Hilary Duff following in Lauren Conrad’s glorious footsteps, will write a novel (or pay someone to do it for her). [E!] ● Battlestar Galactica gets turned into the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” video. [Buzzfeed] ● Lady Gaga says she’s not having sex and sparks a trend: celibate celebrities. [Daily Beast]

● Mad Men inspires a new Ken and Barbie. [NYTimes] ● Ian McEwan’s new novel Solar reduced to 700 words. [Guardian] ● “How to write a romantic comedy in 10 easy steps.” [Uproxx]