● Renee Zellweger has come out anti-babies, calling motherhood "slavery" and children “little dictators.” Way to separate yourself from Jen Aniston! [CelebGuru] ● Maddox Jolie-Pitt has blessed a Cambodian primary school with laptops thanks to his namesake foundation that mama and papa Brangelina set up. [MJPasia] ● The Michael Jackson postmortem train rolls on; A&E has approved a new reality show following the remaining Jackson brothers around as they cope with Michael’s death. [GlobalGrind]

● Everybody’s favorite 80s Canadian sketch comedy group Kids in the Hall will reteam for a comic murder-mystery series entitled Death Comes to Town. [Variety] ● John Cleese earned an easy million dollars for just 23 minutes of work to reprise his role as King Harold in the fourth Shrek film. [DigitalSpy] ● Bollywood queen Aishwarya Rai would like you to know she doesn’t have swine flu. [RealBollywood]