● Is it real? Is it really real? The first teaser for Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck's 'documentary' has arrived and you can now commence uninformed arguments with your friends. [HuffPo] ● Rooney Mara scored the coveted spot of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Instantly, she is famous. [EW] ● A photo of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson kissing is like a shot of Sasquatch -- blurry, underwhelming and maybe, probably bogus. [Celebuzz]

● The realest of the New Jersey Housewives, Danielle Staub -- she of fake lesbian relationship and "prostitution whore!" fame -- was asked to leave the show, probably because she's making everyone really sad. [PopEater] ● Motorcycle man and fan of mistresses Jesse James might be dating tattoo-girl Kat Von D or they just spend a lot of time showing each other their break-up ink. [People] ● Michael Douglas will undergo eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy to treat throat cancer. [USA Today]