● Hugh Hefner offered Kate Gosselin $400K to flaunt her post-eight-babies bod for Playboy; thankfully, Gosselin turned the offer down. [NYDailyNews] ● Add Paul McCartney to the list of people who want the Beatles catalog on iTunes. McCartney blames EMI for the delay. [NME] ● Did you hear the awesome news that Kristen Wiig is joining Seth Meyers on Weekend Update? Well, don’t get too excited, ‘cause it’s not happening. Meyers will report the faux-news all by his lonesome this season. [EW]

● Aubrey O’Day has come under fire for dyeing her dog’s hair a variety of unnatural colors; O’Day sees nothing wrong with it, since her dogs likes having different looks. O’Day is of course working on her own line of doggy-safe hair dyes. [US] ● The Michael Jackson funeral train will continue at the VMA awards; Janet Jackson opens the show with a tribute to her brother. [MTV] ● Dennis Haskins (a.k.a. Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell) has released a karaoke CD/DVD for all his fans to enjoy; you can sing along with the principal or go it alone. [MarketWire]