● Katy Perry and Russel Brand were married on Saturday in India in front of two elephants, a drum troupe, and hopefully a divorce attorney taking notes, just in case. [People] ● Seventeen-year-old Taylor Momsen flashed the crowd while performing with her band The Pretty Reckless, surprising exactly one person, probably named Dad. [Hollywood Life] ● Leaked gossip about Mick Jagger, from Keith Richards' upcoming autobiography, includes news of his diva tendencies, confusion about Johnny Depp, and his "tiny todger." [Daily Mail]

● Though Lindsay Lohan was spared another jail sentence, with a judge opting for another three months of rehab instead, the sometimes-actress's attorney told the court that "she can not afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and she needs to work." When does this movie get fun again? [NYDN] ● Celine Dion gave birth to twins "with a good amount of hair," though no word yet on their singing voices. [People] ● Christina Aguilera's soon-to-be-ex-husband, Jordan Bratman, will not leave her apartment, which closely mirrors the plot of a Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn film. [TMZ]