● Years after breaking up, Lance Armstrong reveals that it was indeed Sheryl Crow’s ticking biological clock that lead to their split. [P6] ● Lindsay Lohan channels Bettie Page for her Marilyn Monroe-esque Spanish Vogue shoot. [JustJared] ● Head-butting a famous fashion designer does have its consequences; Kiefer Sutherland turned himself in to the NYPD yesterday, but only received a desk appearance ticket for the third-degree assault. [TMZ]

● Mel Gibson will be one of the many celebrities (including Dwight Yoakum, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sarah McLachlan, and Prince) that will be saying goodbye to Jay Leno in his final week as Tonight Show host. [People] ● Neil Patrick Harris thinks his womanizing character on How I Met Your Mother should hook up with Golden Girl Betty White. [Yahoo] ● The Gossip Girl spinoff that was set to follow the teen years of Lily van der Woodsen is officially dead. [DiH]