● Caring father Michael Lohan vows to get Lindsay off those prescription drugs she’s been taking, so her acting career can finally get back on track. [Radar] ● Speaking of hot mess Lohans, Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan urging her to “work her ass off,” ‘cause Lohan’s “idea of fame isn’t fame.” [Twitter] ● Jenny McCarthy is looking forward to dating “Curly,” as boyfriend Jim Carrey is in the midst of gaining 40 pounds to play him in the upcoming Three Stooges film. [Yahoo]

● Jon Gosselin says it isn’t his fault he’s acting like a D-bag; his therapist says he has mentally gone from 32 to 23. [Us] ● Despite being mortified at Kanye West’s "Imma Let You Finish" outburst on her behalf, Beyoncé understands he was just “standing up for art.” [MTV] ● Sookie Stackhouse is no bridezilla. Anna Paquin says she’ll be opting for a low-key affair when she marries co-star Stephen Moyer, adding that wearing a “big meringue wedding dress” would scare the “shit” out of her. [OKMag]