● Women of the world are already in line for the forthcoming, as yet unfilmed "thorny and funny" Mommy & Me, starring Meryl Streep and Tina Fey as mother and daughter, directed by Stanley Tucci. [THR] ● "She's eating some Twizzlers," says Lindsay Lohan's lawyer about her time so far in the clink. New potential tagline for the licorice treat: The Cocaine of Candy. [People] ● Kate Winslet is rebounding, winning, with a British Burberry model. [News of the World]

● Jessica Simpson is interested in Simon Cowell's judging spot on American Idol. You know what they say -- those who can no longer sing judge those who never could! [TMZ] ● Kendall Jenner, 14, the younger sister of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian, wasted time defending her "racy" bikini photoshoot, when all she needed was a word and a letter: "Ray J." [People] ● Katy Perry wants to kiss Natalie Portman. And I liked it. [Starpulse]