● Looking to buy a castle or two? Nicolas Cage is unloading all of his castles, mansions, and even his yacht due to his manager losing all his money. [BostonHerald] ● Did Michael Lohan’s Maury Povich plea to Lilo work? Not so much. Lindsay is now seeking a restraining order against her father, saying that she’s “scared” of him. [People] ● American Idol execs have told Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacreast to tone down the gay innuendos and jokes when new judge Ellen Degeneres is on set. [Celebitchy]
● A catfight broke out between two female inmates at the Sheboygan County Jail over the NBC show The Office; the fight started when one inmate refused to hand over the remote in order to change the channel. [AP] ● Nobody wants Jon Gosselin -- not Kate, not even lowly awards shows. Gosselin recently approached two productions requesting to present; he was turned down. [Celebuzz] ● Trekkies can cool their jets, the next Star Trek installment won’t be ready till 2012. Writers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci are just getting to down to re-reading the Star Trek novels and reviewing the show. [IGN]


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