● Nancy Kerrigan’s father has died of a heart attack after a fight with her brother, who is now under arrest. [Boston Herald] ● Cheaters, listen: don’t text your lady on a phone your wife can see. This is how Tiger Woods got busted and we all know how that turned out: Mel Gibson feels bad for him. [Daily Beast, TMZ] ● Remembering why Harvey Weinstein was such a baller: “Heard your NPR interview and you were boring. If you continue to be boring, I will hire an actor in New York to pretend that he's Errol Morris.“ [Letters of Note] ● “Sometimes we sit around/Just the two of us on a park bench/Sometimes we swim around/ Like two dolphins in the oceans of our hearts” and more of the stupidest pop lyrics of all time. [Huff Po]

● Clowns, intense pain and Walmart: they go together like this strangely beloved commercial. [Gotcha Media] ● Glenn Close on Cruella De Vil: “She should be a combination of Noel Coward and the Marquis de Sade. She’s the devil.” [Daily Beast] ● Best reason to love the internet today: Brendan Fraser’s unfortunate clapping at the Golden Globes gets remixed to Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl.” Pure poetry. [Videogum]