● Things didn’t go smoothly for Jon Gosselin at his MGM-sponsored pool party; the single dad of eight was heckled by partygoers over his bald spot, his weight, and his love of Ed Hardy. [Radar] ● Sandra Bullock has some dating advice for all you single gals. The queen of rom-coms advises stalking the object your affection like they’re prey, but just make it look innocent. [Showbizspy] ● Audrina Patridge is the next Hills castmate to leave the Hollywood stucco nest, saying that it feels like she’s “graduating.” [Us]

● One person in favor of the current economic downturn is actress Natalie Portman, who believes the recession is good for reawakening people’s passions now that they don’t have pesky jobs to worry about. [ContactMusic] ● Helena Bonham Carter is said to be pregnant with her third child, completing her Merchant Ivory-gothic trifecta with director Tim Burton. [Aceshowbiz] ● Bloc Party frontman Kele Okereke calls the Oasis brothers “inbred twins” after the brothers abandoned their tour together. [DigitalSpy]
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