● Russell Crowe has made quite a name for himself in films, and now that name has be banned from many pubs in England where he’s throwing tantrums over the bars' strict closing times that somehow even apply to his Oscar-winning ass. [SMH] ● Despite starring in every cheesetastic blockbuster of the last 15 years, Nicolas Cage owes the IRS $6.2 million. [AccessHollywood] ● Drew Barrymore is telling her friends that she was a dolphin in a past life and has surrounded herself with crystal figurines of the mammal. [FemaleFirst]

● After almost a decade of living in sin, Mark Wahlberg made an honest out of his model lady love Rhea Durham in a Catholic ceremony over the weekend. [People] ● Sesame Street will mark its 40th anniversary by parodying Mad Men; no word on how they’ll G-ify the sex, smoking, and drinking that dominate the AMC show. [TVSquad] ● Paris Hilton’s former manager Jason Moore, the man who made Hilton the paparazzi-lovin’ succubus she is today, is shopping a book around that will reveal the good but mostly the bad and the ugly of her rise to fame. [NYDailyNews]