● Maybe the plethora of "Lonely Jen" stories stem from the fact that Jennifer Aniston hates to date; she says dating “sucks,” she doesn’t “understand it,” and the experience is just “bizarre.” [JustJared] ● Saturday Night Live has dumped Casey Wilson from the cast, reportedly because she refused to drop 1 pound of the 30 the show demanded she lose over summer break. [E!] ● Megan Fox says that, unlike other Hollywood bimbos, you’ll (sadly) never see her naked in a leaked sex tape. Fox says one glance at herself naked would ensure she’d never have sex again. [Us]

● Victoria Beckham took her kids on a family outing to Medieval Times this past weekend, but neglected to tip the waiter for her large group. [TMZ] ● After more than a decade of separation, Hugh Hefner has finally decided to divorce his second wife, Kimberly Conrad. Both have moved on -- -Conrad to a house next to the mansion, and Hefner to three more blondes who could pass for his grandkids. [TVGuide] ● The characters in Twilight may not engage in premarital sex, but I’m sure those in This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody do. [Examiner]