● John Mayer brought some Christmas d-bag cheer to the Ellen DeGeneres show, wearing an ironic Christmas sweater and doing an impression of his six-year-old self at Xmas. [JustJared] ● Tara Reid is showing us her dilapidated fun bags in Playboy so we’ll finally stop making fun of them. No such luck. [ET] ● Is Robert Pattinson stepping out on KStew, with co-star Emilie de Ravin? Say it isn’t so! It isn’t so. The duo were seen feigning a romantic date at LACMA for an upcoming shoot for Vogue. [E!]

● Speaking of, Twilight has made Kristen Stewart such a Hollywood power player that she can pump the brakes on her own mom’s film, which she is set to star in. [DigitalSpy] ● Cirque du Soleil is about to blow our minds (yet again) with a show about…Elvis. Viva Elvis won’t actually feature the King though, no doubt infuriating the 1,658 Elvis impersonators in Vegas. [LAT] ● Alexander Skarsgard’s alter-ego Eric will be getting a new lust interest on True Blood. Natasha Alam will play Yvetta, his own private dancer at Fangtasia. [EW]