● Taylor Swift spent 14 hours with fans signing autographs, giving hugs, and likely crying during the CMA Music Festival. For comparison, during those hours Miley Cyrus probably sent 1,754 text messages. [Celebuzz] ● Paris Hilton's alibi -- "that wasn't my purse with the cocaine!" -- is easily disproved by a post on her Twitter...a picture of the purse. This technology thing is even harder than this drug thing. [E! Online] ● If Jerry Lewis ran into Lindsay Lohan, he would "smack her in the mouth." [PopEater]

● Topping the list of celebs that partners would allow their own lovers to boff, free of punishment, are Brad Pitt and Megan Fox, though the real takeaway is that everyone is a fame whore. [PR Log] ● The luscious locks of tennis stud Rafael Nadal were picked up off the floor by some adoring female fans at a salon during his trip to New York City this year for the U.S. Open. [Page Six] ● Ashton Kutcher is threatening Star magazine on Twitter for accusing him of cheating on Demi Moore. If he cheated on her, he'd be so grounded. [HuffPo]