● Kristin Cavallari is the new star of The Hills, and she didn’t come cheap. KC is paid $100K an episode for being herself, just like Audrina, Lo, and Heidi. Thankfully they get Spencer at a discount, as he only gets $65K an ep. [JustJared] ● With one sister pregnant and another just married, what's Kim Kardashian to do to get some attention? Getting back with ex Reggie Bush is a good start. [People] ● Courtney Love has had quite a few brushes with death; in one particular incident she was saved by none other than Johnny Depp, who gave her CPR. Laments Love, “Motherfucker, I never had myself any JD except CPR.” [DigitalSpy]

● Bijou Phillips speaks out against her sister Mackenzie’s book in a series of Twitter updates, calling the book “disgusting” and saying that Mackenzie’s revelation “ruined [her] life and [her] relationship with [her] father.” [Twitter] ● After stints in Guns n’ Roses and Velvet Revolver, Slash is going out on his own. He will be the "house band," for the Mirage, and he’s bringing his celeb-musician friends like Joe Perry, Courtney Love, and Nicole Scherzinger with him. [Blabbermouth] ● Drea de Matteo doesn’t want to brag about her daughter Alabama, but de Matteo believes she “might have made the most important human being alive.” [CelebBabyScoop]