● Taylor Swift and new old man flame Jake Gyllenhaal shared maple lattes at a Brooklyn coffee shop on Thanksgiving morning and it was neither filmed nor scripted, supposedly. [People] ● Lindsay Lohan, meanwhile, spent Thanksgiving working out and hanging with Samantha Ronson in L.A., making her day more like jail than rehab. [TMZ] ● Justin Timerblake wants an Oscar, but all we want is another Justin Timberlake album. [Page Six]

● Leslie Nielson, best known for the films Airplane! and The Naked Gun, died on Sunday in Florida to complications with pneumonia. He was 84. [HuffPo] ● Lady Gaga treated Anderson Cooper to some Irish whiskey during the pair's latest interview, setting the silver-haired goody two-shoes on his ass. [Popeater] ● Megan Fox and her deadbeat husband, still best known for Beverly Hills 90210, spent the weekend at Disney World, where Fox probably paid. [Daily Mail]