Previously: Lindsay Lohan was all, "O hai bitch! I stole yo purse," to Madonna. She did not handle the bird-flip particularly well. And now, in what's sure to spark the inevitable trend piece about the high priestesses of pop turning their nose up at one of their very own acolytes, Beyoncé also found some time to slap LiLo's wrists with a metaphorical ruler over the weekend. That is, when she wasn't preoccupied with tipping over her carafe of Slimfast and emptying it's contents into whatever holy grail she imbibes from in order to lord over babies and androgynous Feist-y wannabes so effortlessly.

As we learned, LiLo is pretty big in Singapore. Before pontificating on where she invariably effed up, we'd all do well to high-five her for at least not being pantsless in public in a country that administers canings for far less. Still about the strident babysitting of the American media, Lohan offers, "Because I have been dealing with it for so long, I'm pretty numb to everything that gets said and goes on." She's co-starring with Robert DeNiro and Jessica Alba in Robert Rodriguez's next shoot-'em-up. "I have never fired a gun in a film before. They just threw these machine-guns at me and I didn't really know what to do with them. I was scared but it was really exhilarating. It was scary in a nice way and it was good to do something new in a film. I love Robert Rodriguez and DeNiro is quite fantastic."

Which is to say that arms and all, she still wasn't adequately prepared for what would ensue over the course of the weekend. Lohan and Beyoncé had something of a scrap when they tried to claim the dressing room for themselves. But B threw Lohan out of her dressing room by using eminent domain, breathing fire, or invoking some kind of hex. Bear in mind that apart from magical carafes of Slimfast, Beyoncé's 139-page tour rider (mirrors and fitness equipment notwithstanding) was appeased with little griping. It's unlikely Lohan was afforded similar luxuries.

But the scuffle must've been especially heart-rending for Lohan who, just a day ahead of the F1 Rocks shows, described the talent as, "a bunch of amazing performers who I am really good friends with."