Journalism is a venerable institution with a shrewd eye towards breaking news stories and trends. Cutting-edge coverage like pumpkin shortages and sad Santa stories. Who knows why, with such breakthrough coverage, this towering industry tipped over so easily, shaking out a class of journalists who now wriggle around for SEO traction. Or maybe they've just reached their limit of Miley Cyrus' unlikely chokehold on headlines. Also unknown is how the minutiae of this popsicle's life continues meriting front-page attention. Like pretending to be a Big Apple princess or hatin' on Twilight or fake-dying last week. On that last disturbing note, it seems that many mass media outlets really want to marry Miley Cyrus off to the Grim Reaper. Especially with their awkward coverage of a tour bus of Cyrus' entourage that tragically overturned, killing a single person. Who was not decidedly not Cyrus. Awkward headlines and keyword positioning after the break.

● Miley Cyrus tour bus overturns in Va., killing 1: It's a tour bus associated with Cyrus that did not kill her or anyone worth naming in the headline. [AP]

●  Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Crash on I-85. Singer Not On Board.: Not only is location very important (they provide you with the interstate!), but The Baltimore Sun is transparent enough to divulge Cyrus' safety in the headline. Risky Business, BS. [The Baltimore Sun]

● A person has died after a Miley Cyrus tour bus crash: It's somber, but to the point. A person, not Cyrus, has died. In what? A bus crash, of course. [BBC]

●  One of Miley Cyrus' Tour Bus Crashes: This take wants you to focus on quantity. There was only one tour bus. The part about a death is also immaterial. [ET]

●  Miley Cyrus Tour Bus in Deadly Crash: Location's not so important here. The fatal nature of it is, as is the Cyrus affiliation. [TMZ]

●  Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Crash!: The exclamation indicates that this is tragic! or exciting! or shocking! [LALATE]

● Miley Cyrus: accident mortel ... en pleine tournée!: Apparently this news is so huge to have made its way to a French outlet. The headline roughly translates into, "Miley Cyrus: fatal accident ... in full round!" Such verve and immediacy. [Pure People]

● Miley Cyrus' tour bus crashes in Dinwiddie, killing driver: Well done, small town paper-blog thing! Not only do they squeeze in the exact geography of the crash, but they also responsibly single out the driver as the victim. [ABC 13]