● Glenn Beck is quitting Fox News later this year. Or maybe he was fired. (Roger Ailes doesn't seem to care as long as he's gone.) Beck told his followers, "We'll find each other." Meanwhile, Meredith Vieria is out at the Today show as soon as her contract is up, and Matt Lauer wants out now, too. [AP] ● Tina Fey revealed yesterday during a taping of Oprah that she's pregnant with her second child. She and her baby bump will be hosting Saturday Night Live on May 7th. [People] ● Paris Hilton refuses to return the roughly $60,000 in jewelery she borrowed from Damiani and now they're suing. Refused to return? At least Lelo had the balls to steal it herself. [NYP]

● "The bitches in high school were bitches because I was pretty," explains January Jones. [Metro] ● Lindsay Lohan told New York Magazine that she doesn't consider herself a feminist. When pushed on the subject, she was only able to show off her poor math skills. [NYM] ● All the models to the floor right now! Page Six is suggesting that "Kanye West collects models like boys collect baseball cards," taking note of a recent night spent with Kate Upton, a "desperate" phone call made to Candice Swanepoel, and past relationships with Selita Ebanks and Amber Rose. A habit, indeed, and one Kanye seems unlikely to deny. [Page Six]