Playboy inspires me to conduct long, drawn-out conversations with myself. So much so that the other day, I found myself thinking aloud, "Hey! You know who's long overdue for some kind of a comeback?" And I remarked, "Tara Reid!" And blammo! She's crash-landed on the cover of Playboy's January/February issue. "Blammo" may also best describe the fallen starlet's bodacious bust. Regardless, after a couple misfires with that creepy Marge Simpson "shoot" and the creepier Heidi Montag spread, the man mag may finally be edging near some sort of creative rebirth.

Tara Reid is exactly the quality bimbo that Playboy should be aspiring for. With her remarkable joie de vivre and celebrated body of work, Reid inspires men to look for only the most virtuous of traits in women. Word has it that if you are to actually purchase the magazine, you are treated to a view of Reid's breasts. If you are into that sort of thing. MASSIVE DOUBLE ISSUE screams one of the cover lines, if you weren't convinced about the massiveness of Reid's "issues."

Though nobody may know what to make of her get-up on the cover. But alas, that is the nature of La Reid: Deep, complex, and layered. Also: Did you know that Playboy still features fiction? Fun!