Not all of us can resist. Sarah Palin in 2012? No thanks! Please let this latest news tuck that Wasilla whack job away forever. As if her sheer Palinocity wasn't weird and wrong enough, now it turns out she was even nuttier than previously thought. Forget about the $150,000 the RNC coughed up for her shopping spree. According to Newsweek, that figure was grossly underestimated.

Sources say the RNC agreed to pay Palin for three suits, a stylist, and a suit for her goateed husband. Turns out she went on a shopping frenzy and, according to MSNBC reports, spent $30,000 to $40,000 on her husband plus $20,000 to $30,000 on her kids (including Gucci shoes) -- not to mention 13 suitcases to haul it all. One McCain senior adviser described it as "Wasilla Hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus coast to coast." The source also said that during the campaign, Palin was difficult, brash, and only spoke with McCain once a week. By comparison, that lipsticked pig is starting to look pretty attractive.

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