It was a come-hell-or-high-water wait, and now, it's over: the iPad has finally arrived, and supposedly, it's going to change everything, FOREVER. Are you going to get one? What will you do with it? How long will it take you to break it? We have questions for this iPad, but more importantly, we have shit to say about it. A poll of the BlackBook staff was in order, and they absolutely came through. So, how do we feel about this thing? Funny you should ask!...

('’)Nick Haramis, Senior Editor: I prefer the Zune.

Cayte Grieve, Assistant Editor: Wait, are we going back to the Zach Morris phone model? Does this mean jeans will get bigger pockets? I actually have no reaction to this.

Michael Gallagher Jordan, Intern: The iPad: I hope it does for publishing what the maxi pad did for periods [insert joke about publishing being a bloodbath].

Rohin Guha, Staff Blogger: The one down-side is that you can’t flip pages on the iPad while eating Cheetos. With a real book you can. Your move, Apple.

Hailey Eber, Staff Blogger: I'm going to hold out for the next version, iTampon.

Jamie Peck, Staff Blogger: That is something vaginas bleed into. Perfect for all my analogous blogging activities.

Chris Mohney, Vice President of Content Management: I just hope this announcement finally brings a little bit of comfort to the citizens of Port-au-Prince.

Ben Barna, Assistant Editor: I'll stick with my iPhone and pretend I'm a giant.