Famed fashion and celebrity photographer Terry Richardson was born in 1965, meaning he is not young. In fact, he is almost old. And yet, his headlock on youth culture -- from his affinity for the plaid uniform of urban twentysomethings to the waifish and wide-eyed ingenues he prefers to shoot topless -- keep Richardson undeniably cool, if creepy and loathsome. On a typical day, he can be spotted outside of Nolita's Cafe Gitane, unmistakable thanks to his sideburns and over-sized glasses, flanked by a model. Not unlike 39-year-old Vice founder Gavin McInnes, he is a hipster Peter Pan. So, like the rest of the cool kids, he started a Tumblr. The site, TerrysDiary, is a simple photo collection broken into five categories: Terry, Diary, People, Models and TShirt of the Week. But it's so much more, as a scrapbook of fame and cred combined, featuring equal parts Marc Jacobs and beautiful women. It's also a handbook of hip, displaying all of the steps one must take to grow up without getting lame. Behold, The Tao of Terry.

Keep your oeuvre organized. Tumblr evidence: Vintage Prints image

Be a badass by embracing danger. Tumblr evidence: Cobra image

Drugs are for sharing. Tumblr evidence: Me and Lindsay image

Always dress fresh, but keep it consistent. Tumblr evidence: My Flannels... image

You are the company you keep. Tumblr evidence: Me and Jon (Bon Jovi) image

Irony reigns supreme. Tumblr evidence: Uggs image

Like Terry, his Tumblr never gets old. Enjoy yourself.