Daily Beast contributor and closet Democrat Meghan McCain has had quite a time. Apparently a curious photo leaked onto the internet and she threatened to quit Twitter and then threatened to not quit Twitter and then apologized. Then she attempted a Mary Tyler Moore-esque hat-trick and when that failed to lift her spirits, she went back to writing about how she likes gays or whatever. Which is nice.

What's nicer is how her curious lack of discretion has had a surprise upside: Now straights can like her too! If they are into ladies who read books on Andy Warhol and wear unflattering blouses. Fundamentally, McCain posted this picture in a bid to be "funny," which to her ears possibly sounded a lot like "mammary." Sure she possessed all the self-awareness of a newborn, but really there is no scandal here.

So let's quit exclaiming how Meghan McCain's breasts distracted and destroyed America, possibly leading to this inevitable concussion. I know it hasn't been that long since someone properly posted nude portraits of herself. What McCain did right there was just accentuate her cleavage. Nevertheless, you may still be scarred. That's because of the unfortunate perm. A whirl through Beyoncé's Nasty Zapper should fix that.