And you don't have to sleep with yet another sketchy club promoter to do it. To hype the 12th International DJ Awards, organizers are giving aspiring turntablists the chance to win a trip to the event at Ibiza uber club Pacha on September 24. Can you kill it on the decks, but only in the privacy of your room? Live in Iowa but always wanted to see the hedonistic isle of decadence up close? Just feel like going to the beach? Upload a short clip of yourself (and your skills) here for a chance to go there.

The winner also gets a master class from electronic superstar Paul van Dyk and an eight ball of ketamine (kidding on that last part, but you do get the class -- the rest is up to you). By the time you arrive in the Baleares, you'll of course have your in-the-know BlackBook Ibiza guide, which comes online in August and features all the best spots in Ibiza to eat, drink, party, and pass out with your flip flops on.